Dear Tide:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have.
I've used it since the beginning of my married life,
when my Mom told me it was the best. In fact, about a
month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I
spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She
started to berate me about my drinking problem.
One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of
her blood on my white blouse as well. I tried to get
the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just
wouldn't come out.
On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid
Tide with bleach, and all of the stains came out! They
came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were
negative!
I thank you, once again, for a great product.
Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to
the Hefty bag people.
