The famous photo journalist Jane goes to Africa in search of the white ape-man Tarzan. She is in the darkest jungles for weeks with no signs of the white ape. She decides that her efforts to find him are futile and begins to pack up . On the day of her departure ,Jane decides to look for Tarzan one last time . Low and Behold she enters a clearing and there she finds the great white ape-man Tarzan!! She sees him making love to a knot hole in a nearby tree. Jane is taken aback by the savage's great passion and she thinks to herself...."This poor man has never had more than the company of animals.He probably has no idea of what a relationship is between a man and a woman". Filled with great compassion for him,Jane lays down on the ground, removes her undergaraments and calls to him..... "Come Tarzan!" " I offer myself to you!"
Tarzan turns to her ,drops to the ground and sniffs around the exposed area of her body,stands up walks around her as if he is afraid of this new creature that calls him. Finally as she lay there with her legs spread, Tarzan kicks her between the legs. Jane cries out ..."Ouch! What did you kick me for"??? Tarzan turns and says to her..... "Hmmm,Tarzan always check for squirrel"!!!
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