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    WHY

    EVER WONDER

    Why the sun lightens our hair, but
    darkens our skin?

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Why don't you ever see the headline !
    "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

    Why is it that doctors call what they do
    "practice"?

    Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you
    have to click on "Start"?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial
    flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
    with real lemons?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest
    traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    When dog food is new and improved
    tasting, who tests it?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two
    mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for
    lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black box
    that is used on airplanes? Why don't
    they make the whole plane out of that
    stuff?

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    Why are they called apartments when
    they are all stuck together?

    If con is the opposite of pro, is
    Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call
    the airport the terminal?

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    My Favorite.........

    WHY..do we use the
    word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

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    Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

    How do you get teflon to stick to a skillet ,when nothing sticks to teflon??

    Enquiring minds want to know!

    Coming to a theater near you!!!

    Three Rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky,Seven for the Dwarf-Lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where shadows lie.One ring to rule them all,One ring to find them,One ring to bring them all,And the darkness to bind them!

    The Lord of the Rings - J.R.R.Tolkien

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