...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
...are there handicapped parking places in front of a skating
rink.
...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a
diet coke.
...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.
...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have
call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want
to talk to in the first place.
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of
eight.
...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so
well: "poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning
"blood-sucking creatures".
