> > Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
> > The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
> > "Yes, Father, it is."
> > "And, who was the woman you were with?"
> > "Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her
> > reputation."
> > "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as
> > well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
> > "I cannot say."
> > "Was it Patricia Kelly?"
> > "I'll never tell."
> > "Was it Anne Shannon?"
> > "I'm sorry, but I can't name her."
> > "Was it Cathy Morgan?"
> > "My lips are sealed."
> > "Was it Fiona O'Neil, then?"
> > "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
> > The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy,
> > and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You
> > cannot attend church for three months. Be off with you now!"
> > Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and
> > whispers, "What'd you get?"
> > "Three month's vacation and five good leads".
