Alligator shoes

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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "****, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

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does this remind you of someone we know???????????

I know I'm gonna get in trouble for this but........................LadyHawke !!!!!!!

[Hurricane*CF*]

Better you than me Pacman..........

LOL

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Originally posted by Hurricane*CF*
Better you than me Pacman..........

LOL

ME TOO ....and she lives in texas as far as I know

[LadyHawke]

Krikkies... someone caught me???

Guess I'll just have to dye my hair fire engine red!

Warning to Pacman: The Surgeon General has suggested that redheads could be hazardous to your mental psyche.

Oh crap ! I knew she'd see this post. er um sorry Red !