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    joke time

    Rules For Bedroom Golf
    ********************

    1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one
    club
    and two balls. Can be varied at course owners discression.

    2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

    3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and
    keep
    the balls out of the hole.

    4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course
    owners
    are permitted to check the shaft for firmness before play begins.

    5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club
    to
    avoid damage to the hole.


    6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until
    the
    course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may
    result
    in being denied permission to play on the course again.

    7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon
    arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time
    to
    admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed
    bunkers.

    8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played
    or
    are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset
    course
    owners have been known to damage a player's equipment for this reason.

    9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear along, just in case.

    10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly
    scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first
    time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover
    someone else is playing what they consider to be a private course.

    11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all
    times.
    Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course is temporarily
    under
    repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation.
    More
    advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the
    case.

    12. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before
    attempting to play the back nine.

    13. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to
    proceed
    at quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's request.

    14. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play
    the
    same hole several times in one match.

    15. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player.
    *HINT- Players are advised to think twice before considering membership
    at a
    given course. Additional assessments may be levied by the owner and the
    rules are subject to change. For this reason, many players prefer to
    continue to play several different courses.
    realize legalize MMJ is ok

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    Originally posted by Edward
    Rules For Bedroom Golf
    ********************
    1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one
    club and two balls. Can be varied at course owners discression.
    lol, good post Edward
    I prefer to be the only player with balls when I'm playing

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