Results 1 to 4 of 4

Thread: The Execution

  1. #1
    Moderator Doorway's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Morton,Illinois
    Posts
    492
    Downloads
    0
    Uploads
    0

    Cool The Execution

    The Execution

    Bill and Hillary Clinton and George Bush are captured by terrorists
    and told they will be executed by a firing squad at dawn the next morning.
    Just as the sun is rising the next day, Bill Clinton is placed against the
    wall. Just before the order to shoot him is given, he yells,
    “Earthquake”!

    The firing squad falls into a panic, Bill jumps over the
    wall and escapes in the confusion.

    Hillary is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is
    reassembled and Hillary ponders what Bill has done. Before
    the order to shoot is given, Hillary yells, “Tornado”!

    Again the squad falls apart and she slips over the wall, thus making her escape.

    The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He
    thinks, 'I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop
    over the wall. As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles
    raised in his direction, he smirks his famous smirk and yells, “Fire”!

  2. #2
    Admin
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Germany
    Posts
    177
    Downloads
    0
    Uploads
    0

    Re: The Execution

    Good one, now Hillary does not have anything to eat.

  3. #3
    The Wraith-WYD- RAB's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    548
    Downloads
    1
    Uploads
    0

    Re: The Execution

    LOL

  4. #4
    CPD Member Phaser's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Wales, UK.
    Posts
    174
    Downloads
    5
    Uploads
    0

    Re: The Execution

    That is soo funny

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •