When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but, I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, and a plasma screen TV, but, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would, once again, be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis!
