4 Quarters and a Dollar Bill
Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. "Well, go in the bushes."
"What should I use to wipe my butt?"
"Use a dollar bill."
A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with crap all over his hands.
"What happened?" asks his friend.
"I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."
