THREE LADIES IN A SAUNA
THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A
HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEPING
STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID, "I HAVE A MICROCHIP
UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE
WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR AND TALKED QUIETLY.
WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS
MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO
BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST
AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT
TO
THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET
PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED
THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK
AT THAT, I'M GETTIN' A FAX."
