Skinny Dipping

[Doorway]

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He
had
a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe
courts,
a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was
properly
shaped and fixed up for swimming.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it
over,
as he hadn't been there in a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to
bring
back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young
women
skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked
or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Old men can still think fast.

[Bluetiereign]

Good one..lol.