With the holidays quickly approaching, it's time for a Public Service
Announcement about drinking:
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Specificity
"Cogito ergo sum."
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate
Things That Are "Downright Impossible" to Say When You're Drunk:
Nope, no more booze for me!
Oh, I just couldn't -- no one wants to hear me sing!
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Oh, Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
