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For the golfers in the crowd
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair but meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me."
His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you."
They embraced and kissed.
On the seventeenth tee, the husband was starting his back swing when the wife blurted out, "I'm sorry darling, I've been so conscience-stricken since you told me, but since we're being honest with each other, I have something to tell you also. Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change operation, I was a man before I met you. I hope you can forgive me."
The husband, froze at the top of his back swing, then threw a fit! He slammed the driver into the ground; kicked the ball into the woods; stormed off the tee; pushed the golf cart over on its side; broke the rest of his clubs one by one, then started on hers.
He screamed and ranted, "You liar! You cheat! You despicable deceiver! How could you?! I trusted you with all my heart and soul...and all these years you've been playing off the ladies tees!!"
Some things are sacred.
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