Subject: Bush Library Destroyed
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BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FIRE
Crawford, Texas -- A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal
library of President George W. Bush. The fire began in the presidential
den where both of the books were kept. A presidential spokesman said
the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second
one. The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer
