>HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
>>After having their 11th child, a North Georgia Mountain couple
>>decided 11 was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So
>>the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
>>cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him
>>that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the
>>problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said
>>the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb(fireworks are legal
>>in the North Georgia Mountains), light it,put it in an empty beer
>>can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
>>
>>The redneck said to the doctor , "I may not be the smartest man in
>>the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
>>next to my ear is going to help me."
>>
>>"Trust me" said the doctor.
>>
>>So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
>>He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
>>
>>"1"
>>
>>"2"
>>
>>"3"
>>
>>"4"
>>
>>"5" ..........
>>
>>At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs,
>>and resumed counting on his other hand.
>>
>>This procedure also works in Alabama, Kentucky, Mississippi, West
>>Virginia, Kansas and parts of Missouri.
