I won the lottery!

[Charger]

Whooweee boy's I dun wun tha lotterrry. Yes sir I'm stinkin rich. I feel like the Beverly Hillbillies...I dun struk oil! Anybody need a new Porche!

Second one I got this week, I'm doing good.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £250,000 (Two hundred and fifty thousand pounds sterlings)in cash credited to file KTU/38743873487/03.
This is from a total cash prize of £1,000,000 shared amongst the first four(5)lucky winners in this category i.e Match 4 plus bonus.

All participants for the online version were selected randomly from
WorldWide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000unions,associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online.This promotion takes place weekly.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European bookletrepresentative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon.

In view of this, your £250,000 (Two hundred and fifty thousand pounds sterlings)would be released to you by any of ourpayment offices in Europe.

Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him.For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.

This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned.

To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent:
Mr.Smith Scott,
Email:info_uknationallotteryagent006@yahoo.co.uk

[Doorway]

That's amazing , what is your secret to winning !! {insert laughing out loud smiley here}
Don't want to ruin BTR's morning. :o)

[Bluetiereign]

Thank you Doorway... but my smilie concerns were not with You and Hutch (the hard working CPD employees). I was referring to Charger - who does nothing in this office but stand around with his hands in his pockets and a stupid smilie on his face - playing 'marbles'.

Charger, take that notice of your winnings to the bank and get yourself a nice car...

[A Recon Soldier]

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[Charger]

Thank you Doorway... but my smilie concerns were not with You and Hutch (the hard working CPD employees). I was referring to Charger - who does nothing in this office but stand around with his hands in his pockets and a stupid smilie on his face - playing 'marbles'.

Charger, take that notice of your winnings to the bank and get yourself a nice car...

The real problem was when you had you're hands in my pockets...I think I need a new car after that!

[Bluetiereign]

The real problem was when you had you're hands in my pockets...I think I need a new car after that!

Quit fantasizing... get to work.

[Doorway]

[Bluetiereign]

wooooooooo-hoooooooo !

From: The Lottery Co-ordinator
Government Accredited Licensed lottery promoters.
International Promotions/Prize Award Department
Lucky Day lottery Nederland.
Laan van Hoornwijck 55
2289 DG Rijswijk
WEBSITE: www.luckyday.nl


DEAR SIR/MADAM,

RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAWS; Congratulatulations to you as we bring to your notice, the results of the Category "A" draws of LUCKY DAY LOTTERY NEDERLAND.

We are happy to inform you that you have emerged a winner under the third Category, which is part of our promotional draws. The draws were held on the 16th January 2006 and results were officially announced after the draws.

Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 4,000,000 names/email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, America, Asia, Australia, Canada, Europe, Middle East, and New Zealand as part of our International Promotions Program.


You/Your company, attached to ticket number 3344/6181-44, with serial number 72-76 drew the lucky numbers 19, 21, 25, 30, 41, 54 (44), and consequently won in the Category "A".

You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of 1,000,000.00euro (One Million Euro) in cash, which is the winning payout for Category "A" winners. This is from the total prize money of 2,000,000.00Euro(Two million Euro) shared among the 2 international winners in this category.


CONGRATULATIONS!
In your best interest and also to avoid mix up of numbers and names of any kind, we request that you keep the entire details of your award strictly from public notice until the process of transferring your claims has been completed, and your funds remitted to your account.

This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants/nonparticipants of this program.
We also wish to bring to your notice our end of year (2006) high stakes where you stand a chance of winning up to US$40 Million, we hope that with a part of your prize you will participate.


Please contact your claims agent immediately, to begin your claims process;
CLAIM AGENT/VERIFYING HOUSE, LUCKY DAY LOTTO NEDERLAND
MR.RICHARD GORDON
TEL NUMBER: +31-619-024-752
FAX NUMBER: +31-847-596-057
E-mail:richardgordon87@netscape.net

For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice. Remember, you must contact your claim agent not later than 2weeks. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed.
NOTE: For easy reference and identification, Find below your reference and Batch numbers. Note that you are to forward this email to the finance firm in your first correspondence with them by email.
REFERENCE NUMBER: ULN/6191/111-02/04
BATCH NUMBER: 18211-TH
Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.

Sincerely,

THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR,

MRS. HELEN VAN HALL

LUCKYDAY LOTTERY NETHERLANDS.

N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification...(Ah, shoot..I think I just disqualified myself) This is a notification email. Contact your claims agent.

Note: Reply email to richardgordon87@netscape.net

[Bluetiereign]

Now I'm worried..