Lost Chapter of Genesis
Adam was hanging around the Garden Of Eden , feeling very lonely.
So God asked him what was wrong with him? Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.God said that he was going to make a woman for him for a companion.This woman is to gather food for you , cook for you , and when you discover clothing , she will wash it for you.She will always agree with every decision you make and will never nag at you, and will be the one to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of the child.She will never get a headache and will give you love and compassion when ever you need it.
So Adam asked God,"What will a woman like this cost?" God replied,"An arm and a leg." So Adam asked,"What can I get for a rib?"
Of course the rest is history....... :o)
Originally Posted by Doorway
