A young punk gets on the bus and sits directly across from an old man. The kid has green, orange and blue hair, his clothes are tattered, and his earrings have big, red, yellow and green feathers on them. The old man can't help but stare.
Finally, the punk says, "What are you staring at? You never did anything wild when you were young?"
"Sure" the old guy replies. "Back when I was in the Navy, I got drunk in Singapore and screwed a parrot.
I thought you might be my son."
..i only have 1 child that i know of.. 
