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    I've been Committed

    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the
    criteria is that defines whether a patient should be institutionalized or
    not. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub with water, then
    we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the
    patient to empty the water out of the tub."

    Okay, here's your test:

    1. Would you use the spoon?

    2. Would you use the teacup?

    3. Would you use the bucket?

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the
    bucket since it is larger than the teacup or spoon."

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    "No," answered the Director "A normal person would pull out the stopper."
    So how did you do? I've been committed.

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    lol, me too i must be mad!! lock me away and throw away the key!!! do it now for all mankinds sake!!!

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    (Santa AkA SoDam) lol, me too i must be mad!! lock me away and throw away the key!!! do it now for all mankinds sake!!!
    Finally SoDam you agree. I've been pushing for that very same thing for a while now
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    Hmmmm..I would have used the teacup, and drank each cup I pulled from the tub. I'm beyond help.

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    I used the spoon to dig the stopper out hehehe.

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    Red face

    geezzzzzzz.........i guessed with out scrollin down. no not smart , just to friggin lazy to bail out a stupid tub.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HUTCH SC95
    geezzzzzzz.........i guessed with out scrollin down. no not smart , just to friggin lazy to bail out a stupid tub.
    ...yeah, well that is why you make twice what the rest of do around here Hutch.

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    who signed my check, cause he didnt mail !!!!!!!!!!

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