I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed,
and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore
tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend
down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of
her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when
she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She
whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and
didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was
in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to
go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was
frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she
reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to
the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!