News from France

**Bluetiereign** · 07-29-2005, 09:18 PM

The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.

The raise was precipitated by a recent fire; which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.

Saw this posted elsewhere today...

**RAB** · 07-29-2005, 10:55 PM

I think we as Americans as a whole should band together to aid the french military in there time of need. Send all you spare white bed sheets and table clothes to the Red Cross for an emergancy airlift to France imediatly.

**J_Dawg** · 07-29-2005, 11:26 PM

true enough

**Charger** · 07-30-2005, 01:52 AM

The only good thing about French is their toast!

**RAB** · 07-30-2005, 01:55 AM

HEY HEY HEY!!! Thats not nice. Are you forgetting there fries.

**TNTP** · 07-30-2005, 10:14 AM

What about the maids? lol

**RAB** · 07-30-2005, 10:20 AM

OK OK The man has a point. So its toast, fries and maids. VIVA LA FRANCE

**Bluetiereign** · 07-30-2005, 09:08 PM

I would be interested in hearing a French persons reaction to this type of humor. I know why people in the US might find this humorous (or the French might not) , but I would be very interested in getting another perspective.