Holiday Dinner

**J_Dawg** · 05-12-2005, 10:17 PM

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the
tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey
on her right thigh just below her bikini line.

She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving"
under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really
good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa
tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good,
too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the
tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you
tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on
your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband
complaining all the time that there's nothing
good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

**J_Dawg** · 05-12-2005, 10:23 PM

"there's nothing good to eat b/w Thanksgiving and Christmas, theres nothing good to eat b/w...."

**Bluetiereign** · 05-12-2005, 11:14 PM

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her Immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."