A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he
took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it doc?.....I'm going o my
honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way." The
doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal
and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue
depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided bandage, and wired it all
together; an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his
girl, marries and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room she
rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. This was the first
time he saw them. She said, "You're the first; no one has ever touched these
breasts." He immediately drops his pants and replies,...... "Look at this,
it's still in the CRATE|"
