A young couple got married, and in their family, it was
tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the
first song. Well, this happened...but then they danced for
the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth
song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between
the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were
hauled off to jail.
In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what
happened.
"Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and
kicked the bride between the legs."
"That must have hurt," said the judge.
"No kidding," said the best man. "I broke three of my fingers!"
