Widdle Wabbits
> A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest
little
> lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
>
>
>
> As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on
> her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft
and
> fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit
over
> there?"
>
>
>
> She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees,
leans
> forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally
gives a
> thit."
