Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a
sudden, one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened
very closely until he heard an answering "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!". He tore
off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that
was all about. Was the other Indian crazy or what? "No", said the Indian.
"It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler
into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."
Just then, they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the
opening of the cave, stopped and hollered and immediately, there was an
answering call from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while,
and then he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size
of the huge opening, he was thinking there must be some really big, fine
women in this cave. He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might,
"Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!". He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation
and then he heard the answering call, "Woooooo! Woooooo!
Woooooo!".
Witha gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the
cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline in the newspaper read.....
"NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN"
