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    Why I Fired My Secretary

    It was my forty-fifth birthday. I knew my wife would say "Happy Birthday." She didn't even say, "Good Morning." I thought, maybe the children will remember. The children didn't say a word.

    When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning boss, Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

    I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, its such a beautiful day, let's go to lunch, just you and me." That was the best thing I had heard all day and I agreed. We went to lunch, into the country to a little private place. On the way back, she said, "You know, we don't need to go back to the office, do we? Let's go to my apartment." After arriving there, she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something comfortable."

    Sure, I replied excitedly. In about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. All were singing "Happy Birthday" and there on the couch I sat... .



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    whoops!



    "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free...it expects what never was and never will be"--Thomas Jefferson

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    Well, the question is, were your pants on while you were sitting on the couch?

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    well, i'd like to know what she was wearing - that comfortable thing.
    lol

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    "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free...it expects what never was and never will be"--Thomas Jefferson

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    J Dawg:


    That's a crazy story man! Woops!

    May a song always touch u in a possitive way.

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    Repeat after me:

    I (name) Do solemnly swear, to never go to my secretary's apartment. I swear to always keep my pants on. I swear that if people forget my birthday, to save myself alot of trouble and just remind them!!

    That may help some of you, it has me
    Last edited by J_Dawg; 01-23-2005 at 05:14 PM.



    "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free...it expects what never was and never will be"--Thomas Jefferson

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