An armless man walked into a bar which was empty
except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and
when he was served, asked the bartender if he would
get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he
has no arms.

The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the
bartender would tip the glass to his lips. The bartender
did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked
if the bartender would get a hanky from his pocket and
wipe the foam from his lips. The bartender did it and
commented it must be very difficult not to have arms
and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him.

The man said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times.
By the way, where is the restroom?"

The bartender quickly replied, "The closest one is in
the gas station three blocks down the street."