Various levels of bootee’
For those that don’t understand the term or spelling it stands for a woman’s posterior.
Level 1 Bootee’: The Bantamweight division of Bootee’. Phrases like "Nice Sexy Bootee’" comes to mind when you catch a glimpse of a Bootee’ like this. Looks best in a form fitting skirt and high heels. When it comes to "knockin' da Boots", a level 1 Bootee’ girl is best laid flat on her stomach and hit from the back to get the maximum roundness and feel for this kinda Bootee’.
Level 2 Bootee’: The Featherweight category of Bootee’. At this point the hips gets a little wider and the Bootee’ gets a little juice boost An Bootee’ like this can get away without wearing something skin-tight, but always looks better in something snug. A level 2 Bootee’ matched with a nice pair of solid calves looks real good in a tight-fitting women's business suit. When it comes to "Rockin' da Box", Cowgirl Position (The Bootee’ on top, face-to-face) is always nice because at level 2, there's right amount of Bootee’ to palm ratio.
Level 3 Bootee’: The Lightweight class of Bootee’. Not only do you get a little more thickness in the thighs, the Bootee’ at level 3 starts to get "Dat Poke" to it. Phrases like "Smackalicious" comes to mind when you see a Bootee’ like this. This is really the last level that you can hide the Bootee’ with any kind of clothing. An Bootee’ like this looks its best in a nice tight pair of white jeans. And when it comes to "Ballin'", reverse Cowgirl (The Bootee’ facing you) is the logical choice if you got an enthusiastic level 3. This is the last level of Bootee’ that the average mofo can enjoy watching da Bootee’ bounce up and down casually on top with out bracing himself.
Level 4 Bootee’: The Welterweight division of Bootee’. The length of the Bootee’ increases at this level and the lower bottom cheeks are prominent. If a level 4 Bootee’ stands straight up, you can stick a credit card under one of the cheeks and it won't fall... From level 4 Bootee’ on, it's virtually impossible to hide the Bootee’ with clothing. You know there's some Bootee’ there regardless of what she has on... When you see a level 4 Bootee’ working out in the gym with some short cotton shorts on, that's when its in its full glory. Creative Bootee’ Stroke’s would best savor this kinda Bootee’ in the
"Vertical Open-Scissors" position (Her one leg on the bed, the other on
your shoulder) to get the maximum grip on the level 4 cheeks.
Level 5 Bootee’: The Middleweight division of Bootee’. Now this is when full moon roundness comes out. Phrases like "Oh Sh-t.!!!" Comes to mind when you see a Bootee’ like this. The level 5 Bootee’ maintains compact thickness in size, but the overall dimension is a blockbuster. Seeing an Bootee’ like this in a sexy, long sheer evening gown while your out on the town with your girl will surely get you kicked out of the crib every time because not even the Pope could look away from an Bootee’ like this. Doggy-style is automatic from this level on. Celebrity Bootee’ comparison: Serena Williams.
Level 6 Bootee’: The Light Heavyweight division of Asses. Not only does
The level 6 Bootee’ increase in overall length, you also get the wideness. Smacking the lower half of these cheeks will always get an echo back. It’s always good to see a Bootee’ like this in sexy ladies briefs. Now this is the last level that a Bootee’ this big in size can maintain its smoothness...And when it comes to sex-style, you want to put a level 6 Bootee’ on all fours, spread out mid-height because this is probably the last level you're going to see the punanni from that position...
Level 7 Bootee’: The Cruiserweight division of Bootee’. The Phrase that
comes to mind when you see a Bootee’ like this is "DAYUMMM!!!" followed by a silent pause. It almost looks like somebody dropped a 1/4 stick of dynamite in the pants and lit it. Each section takes on a life of its own, kinda like two independent hemispheres. The Bootee’ from level 7 on can't help but have dimples because of all the cheese. And when it comes to gear, Sisqo said it best; Thong-thong -thong- thong- thonggg!!! And when it comes to "Stretchin' Out" a level 7 , believe it or not, besides Doggy, Missionary is always an excellent option because if you have an all-out freak, lay that level 7 on the floor and on every stroke, your jewels are rubbing against nothing but sunshine! Celebrity A Bootee’ comparison: Serena Williams 5 years after she retires from tennis.
Level 8 Bootee’: The Heavyweight division of Bootee’. This Level is
not for the weak or faint of heart. The only phrase that can come out of your mouth at this level is "W-w-w-whuttt!?!" in a hushed mumble. The Phatness is absolutely unbelievable in a level 8. Best gear for level 8? A mid-length natural fiber dress with no panties and it doesn't have to be tight because the level 8 will wiggle and jiggle regardless. And when it comes to sex position, if you're the average mofo, forget about Cowgirl because you'll get folded like a soft taco. Your best bet cowboy is to bend that Phat Bootee’ over, saddle up and try to stay on for 8 seconds...
Level 9 Bootee’: The Super Heavyweight division of Bootee’. When it comes to Bootee’, this is the apex, the pinnacle, the zenith, etc... Believe or not, this is the biggest a Bootee’ can get. Only the woman around the Bootee’ can get any bigger. And when it comes to phrases, there ain't none, you're speechless. And if your girl is with you, she's speechless too. Sexy gear for the level 9? Its like this, there's no such thing as a thong for a level 9 because even a regular pair of panties are converted into a G-String. The level 9 has the all consuming gravitational pull of a Black-Hole because its mass. And when it comes the sexin' the level 9, if your packing in the pants like the average mofo, don't even think about Doggy because you'll be lucky if your tip can make it through all that Bootee’ to reach the love connection. Your best bet is to gently lay a big girl with a level 9 on her back, give the punanni 5 solid strokes and then let the smooth rocking motion of the waves take you home...
And that my friends is the 9 levels for a bootee’ watching man.
