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    Coincidence

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    A man sat at a local bar savouring a double martini when an attractive woman sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of vodka and orange juice.

    The man turned to her and said, This is a special day. I'm celebrating.

    What a coincidence. I'm celebrating too, she replied, clinking glasses with him.

    What are you celebrating? she asked.

    As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile.

    What a coincidence, she said. "For years my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.

    Oh, I switched cocks, he replied.

    What a coincidence....... she said.
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