A commercail airliner is about to crash. There are 5 passengers, alas only
4 parachutes!!!
The first passenger says, "I'm Kobe Bryant, thest basketball player in the
NBA and the Lakers need me, so I can't afford to die." He takes a parachutes and jumps
from the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Rodham Clinton says, "I am the wife of the former U.S.
President, I'm a N.Y. State Senator and a potential future presidental candidate
I must live!!! So she takes the 2nd pack and jumps out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, says "I'm the President of the United States of
America. I have great responsibility being the leader of the nation and I am the
cleverest President in American history so I know people won't want me to die."
So he grabs the pack next to him off the plane!
The 4th passenger, Bishop T.D. Jakes says to the 5th passenger which was a
little school girl, "I've had a very good life and since I am a practicing Christian
I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute my child. The little girl
says, "Nah, it's okay Rev., there is a parachute right here for you don't tell anybody but
America's cleverest President just jumped outta the plane with my book bag."
