You most likely live in Kentucky if:
1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
>spouse.
>2. You let your twelve-year old daughter smoke at the dinner
>table in front of her kids.
>3. You've been married three times and still have the same
>in-laws.
>4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a
>different night.
>5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."
>6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so
clean.
>7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying , "Hey
>y'all, watch this."
>8 You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
>9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
>10. Your junior prom had a daycare.
>11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are,
>"Gentlemen start your engines.
>12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right
>off its wheels.
>13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending
on
>how much
>gas is in it.
>14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge
>15 One of your kids was born on a pool table
>16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at
>the
>House of Tattoos.
>17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
>against it.
>18. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
>19 Your toilet paper has page numbers on it
>20 Somebody hollers'Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor
>21 You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say
>"Cool Whip" on the side.
>22 The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart
>23 Your working T.V. sits on top of your non-working T.V.
>24. Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always
>brings
>you home.
>25 You missed 6th grade graduation because you had jury duty
