A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named
Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HelOOOooo," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"
Disturbing Beer News!
Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.
<- Afraid to respond with laughter because there may be repercussions
Eating words has never given me indigestion. (Winston Churchill)
If I weren't afraid that LadyHawke would open a fresh can of whoopa$$ .. I'd laugh at that last one...
I'll laugh
here it comes
sweet..
"Ouch"........Nuff Said!!!!
Look on the bright side, you'll never be constipated again with that many new orifices.Originally posted by LadyHawke
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