So, this woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some
arsenic. He asks "What for?" She says "I want to kill my husband."
He says "Sorry, I can't do that." She then reaches into her handbag and
pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him.
He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
Coming to a theater near you!!!
Three Rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky,Seven for the Dwarf-Lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where shadows lie.One ring to rule them all,One ring to find them,One ring to bring them all,And the darkness to bind them!
The Lord of the Rings - J.R.R.Tolkien
Good 1
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