Two guys, , were driving down the road drinking a
couple
of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, said, "Lookey up thar . It's a police
roadblock!
We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
Don't worry ," "We'll just pull over and finish
drinkin'
these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads and
throw
the
bottles under the seat."
What fer
Jest let me do the talkin', OK
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the
seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the
roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"
NO SIR," "We're on the patch.
@ GE
