Redneck guy on the local beach
just couldn't make it with any of the girls, so he
heads over to the lifeguard tower to see if the
lifeguard has any advice for him.
"Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're
wearing them baggy old swimming trunks that make you
look like an old geezer. They're years outta style.
Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Spandex
Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a
fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin you
man...you'll have all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, he hits the beach with his
spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato
and for crying' out loud! - it's worse than before!
Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by,
covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking
sick! So Brad goes back to the lifeguard again and
asks him, "What's wrong now?"
"Jeezzzzz!" says the lifeguard.......
"The potato goes in front!!"
