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    Water or Coke ?

    WATER


    1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half the world population.)

    2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.

    3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.

    4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study.

    5. Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

    6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

    7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.

    8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?


    COKE


    1. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.

    2. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

    3. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

    4. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

    5. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

    6. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a scrumptuous brown gravy.

    7. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.


    More little known facts:


    1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. It's pH is 2.8.
    It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.

    2. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

    3. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material placards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

    4. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

    Now the question is, would you like a glass of water or a Coke?

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    Personaly I like toliet water...after a few flushes of course!

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    mmm budwieser please

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    umm give me pure mountin stream water
    oh thats right i live in the desert so vegas get's it's water from lake mead . yuck i drink botteled water spring but even it's filtered in the botteling factory lmao
    realize legalize MMJ is ok

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    tequila please. i want to seriously dehydrate myself (i'm trying to lose weight)
    Eating words has never given me indigestion. (Winston Churchill)

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    Originally posted by Anthony
    tequila please. i want to seriously dehydrate myself (i'm trying to lose weight)
    Yeah... At $495 per bottle, Herradura "Selection Suprema" will do that to ya!
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    I have a birthday coming up
    Eating words has never given me indigestion. (Winston Churchill)

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    Originally posted by Charger
    Personaly I like toliet water...after a few flushes of course!
    I used to wear Eu De Toilet water,but the blue dye in it stained anything that I wore that was white!

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    Originally posted by Anthony
    I have a birthday coming up
    Or this 1 At $500 bones Happy Birthday duder will let you know how it tastes........BYOB.........LOL
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    Originally posted by Anthony
    tequila please. i want to seriously dehydrate myself (i'm trying to lose weight)
    GOOD STUFF for $380
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