American Management

A Japanese company and an American company decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both the teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.
Afterward, the American team became very discouraged and morally depressed. The American management decided the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found. A "Management Team" made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusion was the Japanese had eight people rowing and one person steering, while the American team had eight persons steering and one person rowing. So the American management hired a consulting company and paid them an incredible amount of money. They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

To prevent losing to the Japanese again next year, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to four steering supervisors, three area steering superintendents and one assistant superintendent steering manager. They also implemented a new performance system that would give the one person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the "Rowing Team Quality First
Program", with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. "We must give the rower the empowerment and enrichments through this quality program."
The next year, the Japanese won by two miles. Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment.
Then they distributed the money saved as bonuses to the senior executives

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Good One! Where do you guys find these things! Keep them coming.

what a bunch of dimwits! lol.

keep it comeing.

* i have worked for...
* invested in...
* lost all my money in...

the american "TOP HEAVY" company's that your post refers to.
when it's time for cost cutbacks, american corps cut the production staff, not the money sucking idiots that caused the financial downfall.

does this make sense? remember that the rest of the world is laughing at us for our stupid management practices.

i think i will put all my money into martha inc. :LolLolLolLol:

Speaking of pain in the ass, money grubbing wenches... Oops shhh my wife is coming.