Boudroux and the Game Warden

Boudroux was stopped by a game warden in Southern Louisiana recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. Dese are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!"says the warden

"Ya. Avery night I take dese here fish
down to de bayou and let dem swim
'round for a while. I whistle and dey jump rat back into dere ice chests and I take dem home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"says the warden

Boudroux looked at the game warden for a moment and then said"It's de truth ma' fren, I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

Boudroux poured the fish into the bayou and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said,"Well?"

"Well, what?" said the Cajun.

"When are you going to call them back?" said the warden.

"Call who back?"says Boudroux

"The FISH!"says the warden sounding angry

Boudroux replies "What fish?"


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[Edited on 2-22-2003 by Legolas]