The Hit Man

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their > local
golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them,
"Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."

"Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing
and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the
course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a
living?"

"I'm a hit man," was the reply.

"You're joking!" was the response.

"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and
pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic
sight. "Here are my tools."

"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other
friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from
here." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the
direction of his house.

"Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is
fantastic. I can see right in the window." "Wow, I can see my wife in the
bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor > in
there with her...... He's naked, too!!!

He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a
hit?"

"I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every
time I pull the trigger."

"Can you do two for me now?"

"Sure, what do you want?"

"First, shoot my wife; she's always been mouthy, so shoot
her in the mouth."

"Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his
pecker off to teach him a lesson."

The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly
still for a few minutes.

"Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend
impatiently.

"Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can
save you a grand here..."
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:rofl: