Sunday Morning Sex

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed
away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit
her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she
asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, He had a heart attack while we were making love
on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly
100years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied Granny. "Many years ago,
realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to
do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was
just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even...nothing
too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still
be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.