Blonde Genies and a Parrot

Edited: Sorry, no way man.


The Captains Parrot
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week
so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one
problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to
understand how the magician did every trick.
Once the parrot understood the tricks, he started shouting in the middle
of the show. "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers
under the table!" or, "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The
magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was,after all, the
captain's parrot. Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day... and then 2 days... and then 3 days. Finally, on
the 4th day, the parrot could not hold it back any longer and said, "OK, I
give up. Where's the F&*#%ING ship?"