The Suppository

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and askshim what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quiteserious but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his analpassage. The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain,tells him to bend over and shoves the thing way up his behind.The doctor then hands him a second dose and tells him to do thesame thing in six hours.So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get thesecond suppository inserted, but he finds that he cannot reachhimself properly to obtain the required depth. He calls his wifeover and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand onhis shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicinehome.Suddenly the man screams, "****!""What's the matter?" asks the wife. "Did I hurt you?""No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctordid that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders!"</PRE>