Job Applicant Pt.1

Deer Ser,
I waunt to apply for the secitary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respon to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secitary but it musent be to complicaitin.

I no my spelling is not to good but fine that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

hopifuly im Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, youre hared..........we've got spell check.

:rofl: :bump.gif:

Oh man !!! :new_shocked: Can you start today? :smug:

Whers the boat? :LolLolLolLol:

Seriously....how can she see the keyboard to type? :spamafote:

I guess thats one of the reasons her spellin ain't too good. hehehe. That has got to put one heck of a strain on her lower back yikes.

Putting a real strain on my frigin eyes! :new_shocked: