But whos is BIGGER?

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man

on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping

to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.









"That's me before the surgery." :shocked2: :new_shocked:

Oh man, that hurts.

The moral to that story is...never buy a car till ya look under da'hood! :7:

the phrase "I feel dirty" never meant so much to that man as it did that night

:lolup: :yes: Yep Bluetiereign I bet thats what he is gonna say... LOL :wow:

:ar15: :smash.gif: :puzzled: :shocked2: :new_shocked: :help:


That is just sick.