Apples & Wine

Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones,
because they are afraid of falling & getting hurt.
Instead, they just take the rotten apples from
the ground that aren't as good, but easy...

The apples at the top think something is wrong
with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along...
the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to
the top of the tree.

Now Men... Well, men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp
the s**t out of them, until they turn into something
acceptable to have with dinner.

:P :rofl:

Hmmmmmmmm...................how about desert?

:lolup:

:smilegrin: What a Women she does everything a could want .... :bisou:

Hey, why climb when you can use a stepladder to get to the top ???

PS Nice to see you again Lady lol

mhm :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

But you have to remember , that the few men that do climb all the way to the top of the tree and pick that shiny , beautiful apple, often find out while they're eating it , that there is still a worm inside.. :smug:

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Originally Posted by Doorway

But you have to remember , that the few men that do climb all the way to the top of the tree and pick that shiny , beautiful apple, often find out while they're eating it , that there is still a worm inside.. :smug:

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lol, no comment, its safer that way