having a bad day at work read this

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the

thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by

Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect

the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable

clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the
thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become

chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins - Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal

thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:

"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

HAVE ! A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER..

THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB

THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS