The Little Guy

THE LITTLE GUY
>A redneck walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the
bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
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>The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot
high, and he sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and this
time pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches
into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he placed in
front of the piano.
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>The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece
by Mozart.
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>"Where on earth did you get that?" Says the bartender.
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>The redneck responded by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls
out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."
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>So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke, then
a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish. Just
one wish ... each person is only allowed one!"
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>The bartender got real excited. Without hesitating he said, "I want a
million bucks!"
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>A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by
another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks
and they kept coming.
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>The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a
little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
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>"I know" says the man "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
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:lol: