COLD-----Real Temperatures
cold enough yet??? Here's the real story... Real Temperatures
+15°C
Vancouverites try to turn on the heat.
Calgarians plant gardens.
+10°C
Flordia shiver's uncontrollably.
Calgarians sunbathe.
+5°C
Italian cars won¹t start.
calgarians drive with windows down.
0°C
Anthony puts on his 5th layer of clothes
Distilled water freezes.
calgary¹s water gets thicker.
-5°C
Torontonians wear coats gloves and tuques.
calgarians throw on a T-shirt.
-15°C
Dallas begins to evacuate.
Edmontonians go swimming. Calgarians aren’t that stupid
-20°C
Toronto landlords finally turn up the heat.
Calgarians have the last cookout before it gets cold.
The Gulf Coast turns into a winter wonder land
-25°C
People in L.A. cease to exist.
Edmontonians lick flagpoles. See they are nuts up there
-30°C
Torontonian’s declare a state of emergency, and call in the Army.
Edmontonians fly to Arizona.
Calgarians throw on a jacket.
-40°C
The Atlantic Seaboard disintegrates.
Edmontonians rent some videos.
Calgarians go to work.
-50°C
Mt. St. Helen¹s freezes.
Edmonton’s girl scouts begin selling cookies door to door. I guess something to eat while their watching video’s
-60°C
Alcohol freezes.
Newfies get frustrated when they can¹t thaw the beer keg.
Polar bears begin to evacuate arctic.
Calgarians postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
-65°C
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Calgarians pull down their ear flaps.
-75°C
Only microbial life survives on dairy products.
Alberta cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
All molecular motion ceases.
Calgarians start saying "Cold enough for ya?"
-400°C
Hell freezes over.
Toronto Maple Leafs & Edmonton Oilers play for the Stanley Cup
Hell freezes over. Twice
and Carolina Panthers beats New England in the Super Bowl
